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Window installer faces jail over lawyer death

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A building firm boss is facing jail today after he was convicted of killing a lawyer who was crushed to death by falling window frames […]

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Botox nicking nurse is struck off

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A nurse who used fake prescriptions to get Botox for her beauty business has been thrown out of the profession. Kate Matthew, 35, used photocopied […]

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Old Etonian’s lip pull for club manager

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A location manager who worked on Mission Impossible 5 and The Inbetweeners 2 gave a club manager a painful ‘lip pull’ and called her a […]

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Pair accused of killing preacher deny murder

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Two teenagers accused of knifing a homeless ‘street preacher’ to death just yards from Trafalgar Square denied murder today (Thurs). Adam Mulligan and Chris Glancy, […]

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Trial for father accused of hammer attack

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A father accused of murdering his one-year-old son and attempting to kill another child is to stand trial in September. Bidhya Sagar Das, 33, allegedly […]

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Bird puncher ‘organised football brawl’

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A Charlton fan stood on a chair in a locked pub and marshalled hundreds of supporters before heading off to Selhurst Park for some organised […]

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‘Why bother hear the facts of the case?’ asks judge as crook walks

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An Asda security guard who stole £2,000 from the supermarket walked free after he claimed relatives forced him to it. Maccory Brown-Samuel, 29, took large […]

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Man denies iron bar attack

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  A man accused of an iron bar attack in Wanstead has denied the assault. Alfie Court, 23, caused actual bodily harm to James Davenport, […]

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Pensioner kicks up a stink in smelly flat row

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A pensioner repeatedly called police to his neighbours home to investigate what he claimed was a foul smell coming from the flat. Malcolm Leavesly, 67, […]

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Local derby chaos as fans tried to give mascot the bird

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Stewards failed to control the crowd surge as a Charlton fan tried to punch American bald Crystal Palace’s eagle mascot during a match, a court […]

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