Crane driver who flushed his wife’s head down the toilet
A jealous husband who cut off his cheating wife’s head and flushed it down the toilet is set to die behind bars after he was […]
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The bandit who tried to rob bookies with a tin of pilchards
One of the country’s worst robbers has been spared jail after he tried to hold up a bookmaker’s shop with a tin of pilchards. Rory […]
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Suicide victim’s body ended up in train cab next to the driver
The body of a City worker ended up in the cab of train next to the horrified driver after he killed himself weeks after the […]
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PAUL LOVELL: THE MAN WHO TRIED TO HAVE ORAL SEX WITH A COW
When Paul Lovell spurned by a cow he tried to take a sheep from behind. Jurors laughed so much during the trial they had to be told off by the judge.
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LIKE, WHAT STOP IS IT MAN?
A bus inspector was a little surprised when he boarded a vehicle to find it stank of skunk weed. But it wasn’t the passengers getting stoned – it was the driver.
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DEATH BY VIBRATOR
Nigel Willis was to ashamed to tell doctors he had a dildo stuck up his bottom. Tragically it would kill him…
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THE PERVERTED BELLY DANCE INSTRUCTOR
Sexual deviants unfortunately exist in all walks of life. But never before in British legal history have women fallen prey to a ‘whirling dervish.’
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OYE-OSEI: TEACHER KILLED HERSELF WITH FLAMMABLE HAND GEL
NEW MALDEN
A student teacher who had been 'experimenting with fire' accidentally set herself ablaze with hand sanitiser gel, an inquest heard today (thurs).
Rachel Oye-Osei, 18, was seen running
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DANGEROUS DOCTOR? NO PROBLEM IF YOU’VE GOT RELATIVES AT KINGSTON HOSPITAL
Dr Faisal Siddiqui came to the UK from Pakistan, got a £150,000 consultant’s job on a relatives say so, bungled seven operations and went home again. We’re still waiting to hear from Kingston Hospital as to how this could be allowed to happen…
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WILMOT: SHADOW BOXER’S DEATH PLUNGE
Two do’s and dont’s for shadow boxing: Do avoid taking cocaine first. Don’t do it in front of an open window.
