Bold thief caught out by his bald head
A hotel sneak thief who preyed on wealthy tourists as they tucked into their breakfast was caught out by his shiny bald head, a court […]
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Blindfold attacker must reveal his identity before he has sex
A gay man who posed as a woman on Tinder to persuade unwitting male victims to don a blindfold and have sex with him must […]
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Council boss bought dildo with Grenfell Towers survivor’s money
A council finance boss spent part of the £60,000 she stole from the Grenfell Tower victims on an Ann Summers vibrator. Jenny McDonagh, 39, plundered […]
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Woman who hid drugs in her vagina gets a three-and-a-half year stretch
A woman who claimed she was a ‘tourist from Scotland’ after she was caught with 78 wraps containing cocaine and heroin hidden in her vagina […]
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Lover gives Tory peer a shock with three foot penis
An Olympic showjumper drew a picture of a three foot penis on a Tory peer’s floor in pig’s blood when their affair ended, a court […]
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Nurse set off fire alarm to see colleague’s breasts bounce as she ran down the corridor
A nurse who set off an emergency alarm on the ward so he could watch a colleague’s breasts bounce as she ran down the corridor […]
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Underpants mask made my robbery pants
A bungling robber ran straight into a parked van when the underpants he was using as a mask fell over his eyes, a court heard. […]
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Soldier plunged to his death trying to catch his mobile phone
A soldier fell to his death from a three-storey block trying to catch his mobile phone as he made a call to his girlfriend, an […]
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Chaplain punched bank workers while high on mind-bending drugs
A drug-crazed chaplain who stormed into a bank and punched two female members of staff was spared jail. Holy man Kochita Petros, 44, was […]
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Woman attacked mum and dad when she could not find her pet snail
An antique dealer headbutted her father in a rage when she could not find her pet snail, a court heard. Kimberly Burns, 28, went ‘ballistic’ […]
