WILMOT: SHADOW BOXER’S DEATH PLUNGE
Two do’s and dont’s for shadow boxing: Do avoid taking cocaine first. Don’t do it in front of an open window.
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BRADLEY WIGGINS SIDEBURNS – MADE OUT OF PUBIC HAIR
Have you ever worked in an operating theatre and thought about using shaved body hair to simulate the sideburns of a champion cyclist? Thought not.
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THE MOUSE TERMINATOR
Killing a mouse with a Dremel ‘Blade of Doom’ is strange. Boasting about it is positively weird.
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WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH A FIRE EXTINGUISHER UP HIS BACKSIDE?
When you are off on a trip to buy a used car, it is not often you end up with a fire extinguisher hose up your bottom. Well, not that often anyway….
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Three life terms for security guard who plotted to torture and murder Holly Willoughby 
42 years for ‘bodies in a suitcase’ killer Yostin Mosquera 
DANIEL BROUGHAM: WHERE IS YOUR BROTHER NOW? 
The sex attacker who became a killer when he lost his job 
‘I’m the Patsy!’ Pat Adams claims he shot associate to prevent a hit
THE VAGINA CATALOGUE
Surgeon Erik Scholten just had to take a picture of the patient’s vagina. Why? He wanted to put in his album of unusual uteruses, of course.
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THE MASKELL TWINS: BRITAIN’S DUMBEST KILLERS 
Double killer Shaine March branded an ‘evil coward’ as he gets 42 years 
Finally! Drug dealing barrister Henry Hendron thrown out of the profession 
Knifeman stabbed lecturer to death while claiming to be ‘black Messiah’ 
Dena Thompson:THE BLACK WIDOW AND THE POISONED VINDALOO
DENTIST REMOVES PENSIONER’S TEETH
As a dentist, removing teeth was Shaun Edwards’ business – both in and out of the surgery
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HIGH JINKS AT THE AMBULANCEMEN’S CHRISTMAS BALL
Fancy a truly wild time this Christmas? You may find public hairs on your chocolate log rather than a robin on a spike at the Peterborough ambulanceman’s bash.
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The ‘Indecent Proposal’ strangler 
Killer Elijah Gokool-Mely who wrote a rap in his cell bragging about canal murder gets 20 years 
Savagery of Zara Aleena killer is ‘impossible to believe’ as he is jailed for 38 years 
John Sweeney: ‘THE SCALP HUNTER’ 
32 years for burglar who attacked women with uncle of Stephen Lawrence killer
THE DOLE CHEAT WHO TURNED HERSELF INTO A HUMAN FIREBALL
Caroline Grainger became a victim of self immolation when her dole fraud was uncovered. Tragically she may not have realised that benefits cheats are rarely jailed. Our picture shows the house where she died…
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DANGEROUS DOCTOR? NO PROBLEM IF YOU’VE GOT RELATIVES AT KINGSTON HOSPITAL 
‘I was only accused of rape because I have an inordinately large penis’ 
Jail for Polish warehouseman behind horrifying monkey torture videos 
THE UNCONTROLABLE URGES OF THE SHOE FETISHIST 
Bus driver killed pensioner when he tried to eat chocolate bar
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TOO BENT NOT TO SIGN ON, TOO BIG FOR COURT, TOO ILL FOR JAIL
Fraudster Beverley Douglas did not have to sit in the dock because she was too large. But she managed to get behind the wheel of a bus. While signing on, of course.
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THE RIDE OF DEATH
How often have you watched a fairground ride whirling around and wondered how safe it really is? You may think again before taking your seat in the latest thrilling attraction after reading about the couple who were catapulted to their deaths.
