BRADLEY WIGGINS SIDEBURNS – MADE OUT OF PUBIC HAIR
Have you ever worked in an operating theatre and thought about using shaved body hair to simulate the sideburns of a champion cyclist? Thought not.
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THE MOUSE TERMINATOR
Killing a mouse with a Dremel ‘Blade of Doom’ is strange. Boasting about it is positively weird.
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WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH A FIRE EXTINGUISHER UP HIS BACKSIDE?
When you are off on a trip to buy a used car, it is not often you end up with a fire extinguisher hose up your bottom. Well, not that often anyway….
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THE VAGINA CATALOGUE
Surgeon Erik Scholten just had to take a picture of the patient’s vagina. Why? He wanted to put in his album of unusual uteruses, of course.
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DENTIST REMOVES PENSIONER’S TEETH
As a dentist, removing teeth was Shaun Edwards’ business – both in and out of the surgery
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HIGH JINKS AT THE AMBULANCEMEN’S CHRISTMAS BALL
Fancy a truly wild time this Christmas? You may find public hairs on your chocolate log rather than a robin on a spike at the Peterborough ambulanceman’s bash.
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THE DOLE CHEAT WHO TURNED HERSELF INTO A HUMAN FIREBALL
Caroline Grainger became a victim of self immolation when her dole fraud was uncovered. Tragically she may not have realised that benefits cheats are rarely jailed. Our picture shows the house where she died…
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TOO BENT NOT TO SIGN ON, TOO BIG FOR COURT, TOO ILL FOR JAIL
Fraudster Beverley Douglas did not have to sit in the dock because she was too large. But she managed to get behind the wheel of a bus. While signing on, of course.
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THE RIDE OF DEATH
How often have you watched a fairground ride whirling around and wondered how safe it really is? You may think again before taking your seat in the latest thrilling attraction after reading about the couple who were catapulted to their deaths.
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THE SCHOOLGIRL CALLED ‘SCOTT’
Justine McNally pretended she was boy to lure another girl into bed. Her victim even thought she had lost her virginity to ‘Scott.’
