Woman attacked mum and dad when she could not find her pet snail
An antique dealer headbutted her father in a rage when she could not find her pet snail, a court heard. Kimberly Burns, 28, went ‘ballistic’ […]
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Hoarding barrister choked to death on burning rubbish
A leading criminal barrister choked to death after the junk he hoarded at his waterside apartment was set ablaze by a kitchen hob. Ian Paton, […]
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Killed by his iPhone charger
A coroner is to warn Apple that iPhone chargers can be potentially lethal after a man was electrocuted in the bath. Richard Bull, 32, was […]
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‘Sorry, my penis must have slipped out my Y-fronts ‘
A physiotherapist who claimed his penis ‘fell out’ of his Y-fronts when he was instructing a student has been thrown out of the profession. Andrew […]
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Jealous boyfriend flushed ex-partner’s hamster down the toilet
A cruel boyfriend flushed his partner’s hamster down the toilet in revenge when she left him, a court heard. Sydney Fraser, 54, drowned the helpless […]
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Ram raid on the mobility scooter
A woman smashed through the doors her local council offices in her mobility scooter when staff refused to answer her phone calls, a court heard. […]
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‘Nazi salute? I was just waving to my friends’
A Chelsea season ticket holder who made 13 Nazi salutes at Spurs fans in just 15 minutes claimed he was just waving to his mates,...
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‘I was only accused of rape because I have an inordinately large penis’
A stockbroker who claimed his victim cried only rape because his penis is so large was jailed for six years as a judge branded his bizarre defence...
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Ballet trips and holidays paid for by patients who could not enjoy them
A blind care home manager who got an unconscious patient to pay for a care home outing to the ballet has been thrown out of […]
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Tragic death of cop and his partner
A police officer and his partner fell 20 feet to their deaths through a building site hoarding when they fought with eachother after a night […]
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