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‘Stay out of trouble… and get some smaller trousers’

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A magistrate told a smartphone thief to buy some smaller trousers after he struggled to prevent his baggy gangsta pants from falling down in the […]

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Driver sucked a penny to try and beat drink drive test

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A trainee bus driver disproved one of the great urban myths of drink driving after he crashed into a double decker when almost twice over...

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Mercedes driver spared jail over 55mph death crash

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A Mercedes driver who killed a builder when he mowed him down at almost twice the speed limit has been given a suspended sentence. Brian […]

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Four years for the 18-year-old who enjoyed sexually torturing boy

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A sadistic teenager who tortured and raped a seven year-old boy for a series of imagined ‘crimes’ has been jailed for four years. Ibrahim Coulibaly,...

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Mum, if you don’t give me more pocket money I’ll become a gun-runner

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A 14-year-old became a gun runner for one of London’s gang’s because his mother could not give him enough pocket money, a court heard. The...

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Coming to a hospital near you…patient shoving nurse is back on the job Nurse who contributed to baby’s death at horror hospital faces ban

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Coming to a hospital near you…patient shoving nurse is back on the job

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A nurse who shoved a mentally-ill patient to the floor after she asked to go outside for fresh air has been allowed to return to...

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A former carpenter to the Queen who attacked his ex-girlfriend with a hammer was sent to prison today for the continuing to harass her. Dudu...

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Morrisons worker accused of in-store rape

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A Morrisons worker raped two women at a store in west London, a court heard. Yogesh Parmar, 37, allegedly orally raped the women at the...

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Social worker’s love trysts with client’s uncle

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A social worker had a ‘casual fling’ with a child service user’s uncle and lied to her managers about it. Lucie Taylor, who was employed...

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Courier firm manager ‘was heroin smuggler’

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A courier firm manager smuggled heroin into the UK from the Netherlands in bogus deliveries of computer equipment, a court heard. Christopher Smith, 47, oversaw...

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