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A property developer today denied pinching eight bottles of champagne from Fortnum & Mason with the help of a teenage accomplice. Douglas Vallender, 52, is...

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Trial for accused bomb hoaxer

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A woman accused of repeatedly threatening to bomb a police station will stand trial in September. Ayrun Nessa, 45, allegedly called the emergency services five...

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Terrorist materials hidden in hospital prayer room Accused of bubbly swiping

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Dozy burglar caught asleep in bed

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A bungling burglar was caught taking a nap in a cosy bed after he fell asleep on the job. Patrick Moriarty, 34, was seen by...

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Jail for disco biscuit dealers

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Two Italian dealers caught with party drugs as they tried to get into scandal-hit London night club Fabric were jailed for two years and six...

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‘I like old people’

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A reality TV star on Channel 4’s Coach Trip denied helping launder the profits of a £430,000 fraud on the elderly  and told a court:...

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Engineer died under a tonne of concrete

Three Crossrail building contractors are facing massive fines after an engineer was crushed to death under a tonne of wet concrete. Slovakian Rene Tkacik, 44,...

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Accused child killer ‘did not realise boy was dying’

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A convicted robber accused of battering his five year-old stepson to death for losing his trainer did not call an ambulance because he did not...

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Wine conman gets four years

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A serial conman who even gave his fiancée a fake solitaire engagement ring worth just £20 for their dream wedding has been jailed for four...

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A sausage and salami supplier accused of flogging horsemeat as beef has denied any knowledge of the scam. Andronicos Sideras, 55, was allegedly part of...

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