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P*ssed pilot potted

A Japanese pilot who was almost 10 times over the alcohol limit when he staggered into the cockpit on a flight from Heathrow Airport has […]

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‘Marry me to stay in the UK and er, pay £250k too’

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A woman who conned her wealthy lover out of £250,000 after claiming she could help him stay in the UK indefinitely was jailed for 30 […]

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Peverted teacher groped pupils in the bunker ‘He killed his baby son in a nappy changing rage’

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Flat at Tory donor’s block stank of sex

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A flat at the Chelsea Cloisters luxury apartment block was used by so many prostitutes that the smell of sex lingered in the rooms, a […]

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77-year-old is jailed for supplying bomber parts

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An elderly businessman who made up to £5m after ‘grooming’ a naive couple into supplying embargoed fighter jet components for Iran’s WMD programme has been […]

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Jail for the er, master of disguise

A career criminal dubbed ‘the man with 100 faces’ has finally been locked up for a £3.8m VAT scam after more than a decade on […]

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Blindfold attacker must reveal his identity before he has sex

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A gay man who posed as a woman on Tinder to persuade unwitting male victims to don a blindfold and have sex with him must […]

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Gang member jailed for hunting knife slaying

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A gang member who stabbed a teenager to death with a hunting knife in front of horrified diners was jailed for at least 17 years. […]

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Bottom groping millionaire avoids jail

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A millionaire businessman who groped a young woman’s bottom on a packed Tube carriage in front of her stunned boyfriend was let-off with a 12 […]

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‘Despicable’ mother and son jailed

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A mother and her son were jailed for a total of 16 years today for robbing and stabbing a 75 year old man for his […]

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‘You’re a man!’

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A fantasist who posed as a woman on dating apps to lure unwitting men into donning a blindfold and having sex with him is facing […]

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