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18 months for mosque leader who tried to silence wife’s exorcism claims

BRIGHTON

A mosque leader whose sons died fighting for Al-Qaeda has been jailed for 18 months for trying to stop his wife giving evidence about a […]

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Council boss stole from Grenfell Tower survivor’s fund

Abbey Wood

A Kensington and Chelsea Council finance manager who funded her luxury lifestyle and gambling habit using funds set aside for Grenfell Tower survivors is facing […]

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Indian man dishes out racist abuse 18 months for mosque leader who tried to silence wife’s exorcism claims

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Toff’s tongs tiff

CHELSEA

A 54-year-old Viscount threw his teenage lover into the street because he was so angry about her using his new kitchen tongs, a court heard....

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Crazed recruitment consultant gets eight months Fraudster pretended to be Grenfell Tower victim to avoid jail

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‘Nothing too strenuous please – I’ve got a sore leg’

central london

A dole fraudster who has not had a job for 30 years has agreed to do community service but only if it is ‘light work.’...

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‘I’m not a Muslim anymore – and I don’t half fancy that lawyer’

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A teenage girl who formed Britain’s first all-women terrorist cell with her mother and sister claimed she is ‘no longer a Muslim’ as she was […]

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Let-off for couple who terrorised judge

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A couple who posed as Tony and Cherie Blair to terrorise a judge and her family after they appeared before her in a family court […]

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Suspended sentence for Christine Lampard stalker

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A deluded stalker who left Christine Lampard too frightened to leave her home has escaped jail. The ‘Loose Women’ presenter was terrorised by tweets and […]

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‘Every day is the worst day of my life,’ says mother as speedboater gets six

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A fugitive womaniser has been jailed for six years for letting his date drive his speedboat at full throttle moments before they were flung into […]

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32 years for the bike hitman

A Somali motorbike assassin who shot a father-to-be in the head in revenge after £7,000 worth of cannabis was stolen was jailed for at least […]

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The carpet shop killer who should have been deported

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