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Gay serial killer told police he found victim outside his flat

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A gay serial killer told police a young fashion student made a ‘gurgling noise’ when he slapped him after finding him collapsed outside his block...

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Mystery death of man who took a leak at MI5

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  A man accused of causing criminal damage by urinating in the MI5 building foyer has died, a court heard. Thomas Palmer, 28, was arrested...

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Camden Council plumber was nozzle nicker Gay serial killer told police he found victim outside his flat

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Camden Council plumber was nozzle nicker

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  A Camden Council plumber took shower heads, pipes and nozzles from work to sell on in a £12,000 fraud, a court heard. Stuart Joblin,...

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Track bike rider killed mother-of-two Mystery death of man who took a leak at MI5

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Track bike rider killed mother-of-two

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A teenage cyclist who ploughed into an HR executive causing fatal injuries has denied causing bodily harm by ‘wanton or furious driving.’ Mother-of-two Kim Briggs,...

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Footie fan played with his penis in train’s luggage area

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A drunken football fan waved his penis at a elderly rail passenger shouting: ‘Do you want to touch it,’ a court heard. Northampton Town FC...

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Pensioner ‘stalker’ begged woman for a date

A stalker followed a bank clerk to the train station and handed her a note begging her for a date, a court heard. Adel Adam,...

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Bizarre death of blood freezing boffin who died in the lab

A scientist died in his lab after staying late to finish freezing blood samples in liquid nitrogen following ‘lax’ procedures at a top medical research...

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100mph red light chase for cops who are told Mercedes driver was ‘mystery man’

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