A ram-raider who attacked a building society cashpoint
was jailed for five years today (Friday).
Eammon Byrne, 35, was arrested with henchmen Christopher
Hayter, 32, and Danny Basset, 29, af
The ‘Lottery Killer’ who murdered two sisters in a demonic deal to win the jackpot 
Osteopath Jemma Mitchell gets 34 years for the murder and decapitation of Mee Kuen Chong 
THE LAYABOUT IN THE LOFT 
DANIEL BROUGHAM: WHERE IS YOUR BROTHER NOW? 
‘Love Bug’ killer who eavesdropped on his housemate and her boyfriend gets 25 years A self-confessed high-class 'madam' has been cleared
of controlling a chain of call girls after a judge ruled
they had plied their trade willingly.
Susan Pando, 34, was acquitted of controlling
The gay serial killer who should have been stopped after his first murder 
PETER WALLNER: THE COOK, HIS WIFE, THE FREEZER AND HER MOTHER 
You’re disgusting! Four and a half years for the Grenfell Fraudster 
Savagery of Zara Aleena killer is ‘impossible to believe’ as he is jailed for 38 years 
Finally! Drug dealing barrister Henry Hendron thrown out of the profession A callous crook robbed a Tandoori, mugged a Multiple
Sclerosis sufferer for just 80p, and stole from a
brotherhood of monks, the Old Bailey heard today (Friday).
After his mini-crime wave Camr
A husband who bludgeoned his wife to death just days
after he was acquitted of raping her was jailed for seven
years today (Wednesday).
'Brooding and resentful', Daniel Collins continually
pun
HIGH JINKS AT THE AMBULANCEMEN’S CHRISTMAS BALL 
PAUL LOVELL: THE MAN WHO TRIED TO HAVE ORAL SEX WITH A COW 
FAILED MY DRIVING TEST? WILL A WAD OF NOTES DO? 
Nurse set off fire alarm to see colleague’s breasts bounce as she ran down the corridor 
DANGEROUS DOCTOR? NO PROBLEM IF YOU’VE GOT RELATIVES AT KINGSTON HOSPITAL An army officer made three urgent requests for a
ceasefire before he was shot in a night exercise using live
ammunition in Kenya, an inquest heard.
Captain Christopher Kelly, 26, of the Third Bat
A jobless man who had pnds stlng 10 worth of heroin
stuffed up his bottom when he was arrested on suspicion of
robbery, walked free from the Old Bailey today (Thursday).
After Mark Richards, 3
A husband who bludgeoned his wife to death just days
after he was acquitted of raping her was jailed for seven
years today (Wednesday).
'Brooding and resentful', Daniel Collins continually
pun
A jobless man who had pnds stlng 10 worth of heroin
stuffed up his bottom when he was arrested on suspicion of
robbery, walked free from the Old Bailey today (Thursday).
After Mark Richards, 3
Jail for Karen Baker who attacked partner on flight after drinking 16 cans of wine 
Lawyer who did Ku Klux Klan impersonation with a white envelope on his head is ordered to take diversity classes 
CHOIRMASTER WHO TOOK CLASSES IN MASTURBATION 
LIKE, WHAT STOP IS IT MAN? A policewoman accused of acting as a 'landlady' for
her live-in lover to get pnds stlg 3,500 housing benefit
from her local council told a jury she had done nothing
wrong.
Brunette Marina
A champion pigeon racer who was accused of a savage
attack on a couple when feathers flew at a pigeon fanciers
ball, has walked free from court after being cleared by a
jury.
Snaresbrook Cr
Underpants mask made my robbery pants 
Surgeon killed himself after row over his obsession with chickens 
End of career for cop who celebrated end of course with firebombs 
I’M GROWING 109 SKUNK WEED PLANTS BECAUSE I HAVE A PAINFUL BOTTOM DANGEROUS DOCTOR? NO PROBLEM IF YOU’VE GOT RELATIVES AT KINGSTON HOSPITAL 
