THE FARTING DENTIST
Matthew Walton added to the stress of a visit to the dentist’s in a rather extraordinary manner.
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WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU PUNCH AN 80 YEAR-OLD WOMAN?
You are a nurse. You lose your temper. With a woman aged 80. Who is in intensive care. You call her a f****** bitch. You punch her in the chest. You lose your job – right? Err, well, it was an isolated incident…
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DEATH BY SHED
Pensioner Ron Rutter may have been suffocated to death – by his shed.
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THE ‘APPALLING’ ORDEAL OF THE JET-SET ASYLUM SEEKER
Asylum seekers often claim they have suffered terrible ordeals. Amina Muse told the authorities she was gang raped in Somalia. The only problem was it was at a time when she carrying out another dole fraud in Sweden.
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THE HORNY DENTIST
Dentist Roger Klein destroyed his life when he got a little bit carried away at a woman’s home.
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Recent Posts
You’re disgusting! Four and a half years for the Grenfell Fraudster 
‘Monster’ drink driver gets 37 years for Christmas Day car murder 
JOHN WORBOYS: THE BLACK CAB RAPIST 
Migrant sent to Broadmoor for killing Wayne Broadhurst in knife rampage 
‘Bermondsey Bloodbath’ killer Joshua Jacques was smoking 15 joints a day
BUTTOCK SURGERY NIGHTMARE
Rachel Soanes died after an operation to inject fat into her face from her buttocks went tragically wrong.
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Lawyer who did Ku Klux Klan impersonation with a white envelope on his head is ordered to take diversity classes 
PAUL LOVELL: THE MAN WHO TRIED TO HAVE ORAL SEX WITH A COW 
Transgender man faked sexual relationships 
CON AIR: THE JET-SET DOLE GYPSIES 
DOCTOR INVOLVED IN DRUG DEALING IS FREE TO PRACTICE AGAIN
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THE AMOROUS DOCTOR
Many husbands feel amorous towards their wives from time to time – especially when they have just shared a romantic telephone call. But Dr Aumed Salih went a little bit too far…
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SHOWBIZ LEGEND DIED WITH HIS HEAD IN A DOG BOWL
Lester Middlehurst had lived the life most of us can only dream of in world of glamour – but a grimmer end is difficult to imagine.
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I IMAGINE YOUR RED UNDERWEAR
Nurse Spencer Lowe just could not stop exposing himself – and even asked a colleague to run the rule over him.
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TICKET EXPIRED
Pawel Modzelewski took a bus trip around London but would never be able to pay his fare, largely because he was dead.
