KILLED BY HIS OWN SIGNET RING
John Lopez and the hospital nurses searched high and low for his signet ring. But they would never find it under his bed because it was in his stomach and was slowly killing him…
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HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A BROWN PENIS?
Physiotherapist Anthon Ranjit-Singh admitted he showed a nurse his penis. But he was rightly cleared of any wrong doing – because it was all part of a bit of jolly banter at the Basildon and Thurrock University Hospital.
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DOCTOR INVOLVED IN DRUG DEALING IS FREE TO PRACTICE AGAIN
You’re in a high-powered job. You’ve been involved in dealing ketamine and cannabis and convicted. It’s the end of your career – right? Not if you’re a doctor it isn’t.
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I THINK SOMETHING IS GOING ON BEHIND THE CURTAINS
Hospital worker Russell Newton thought no-one would notice if he straddled an unconscious woman. If they did, he could just say he was trying to resuscitate her. In a rather odd way, of course…
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CHICKEN AND CHIPS? I WANTED EGG FU YUNG
Fathers lose their temper with their children for a variety of reasons. Ossie James got very angry indeed when his son brought him the wrong takeaway…
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TEACHER ON THE RAMPAGE
Did you ever wonder as a child which of your teachers really disliked eachother? Here’s a tantalising glimpse of the reallity behind the closed doors of a modern primary school.
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JUST OFF TO COURT MUM – MIGHT DO ANOTHER JOB ON THE WAY
Fhazio Mulwinda was in no hurry to get to court for his robbery case. In fact, he had the time to carry out another raid before he got there.
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DON’T YOU THINK YOU SHOULD GO TO HOSPITAL DEAR?
Baker Zydrunas Sabaitas was unconcerned about the rusty knife stuck in his head. He’d just pull it out with pair of pliers.
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HOSPITAL WORKER IN POOL OF URINE WAS NO LAUGHING MATTER
Nervous fathers have been known to sneakily inhale laughing gas when the midwife pops out the delivery suite. Paramedics in ambulances have had the odd sniff or two in the back of an ambulance. But Jason Warner really went overboard…
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I’M NOT HAPPY WITH MY BARRISTER
Feelings of antagonism and frustration towards the legal profession is something many experience from time to time – but Ashok Mahajan let it all get a little bit out of hand…
