PERVERT AT TESCO BLAMES BEING A JEHOVAH’S WITNESS
Many perverts come out with unbelievable explanations for their deviant behaviour, but Michael Bird’s takes some beating…
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DEATH BY REMOTE CONTROL
The criminal courts are full of cases where victims have died in strange ways – but Gloria Laguna’s death is one of the strangest of all…
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THE LITTLE SHOP OF HORROR
Steven Oddy paid the ulitmate price for pushing his girlfriend through a shop window in a strange twist of fate…
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THE BEWIGGED LAYABOUT AND THE HONEST DOCTOR
Some of us get a little agitated if we are not allowed to sit around all day long at the expense of people who can be bothered to go to work. Martin Byrne was took his rage out on the doctor who refused to sign his sicknote.
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DOCTOR’S VODKA AND COKE ON MOTORWAY VERGE
Doctors are alway telling us about the dangers of alcohol, but some medics just won’t listen.
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THE EAR IN THE FROSTIES PACKET
Many murders have been described as ‘Reservoir Dogs style’ or ‘Tarantino style.’ Only a few actuallly fit the ‘Kill Bill’…
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THE DENTIST AND HIS THONG
Few dentists in Britain would admit to sharing Anthony Barton’s taste in underpants…
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PENSIONER BLAMES RACISM ON HIS CAT
Old sailor Edward Restarick insisted police were mistaken when they accused him of racism against his neighbours and offered an orginal excuse….
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THE NURSE OBSESSED WITH WOMEN’S KNICKERS
Robert Humm had a bit of problem – with underwear…
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THE YORKSHIRE ROOFER AND THE TRANSSEXUAL PROSTITUTE
Roofer James Hopkins throught he had got away with murder – until the past caught up with him
