HORROR AT THE BOWLING ALLEY
Ferdinand Dela Cruz forgot the golden rule when he went to mend the bowling alley machine – turn it off first.
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ONE-LEGGED MAN STOLE A LEG – OF PORK
Apendagely challenged Jonathan Waddington went to the butcher’s shop in his wheelchair to steal a joint of pork.
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DRUNKEN SOLICITOR WAS ESCORTED FROM COURT `
Solicitor Esther Cunningham caused uproar when she kissed a barrister after drinking brandy and told an usher to f*** off.
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DEATH AT THE EMBASSY
Tragic Ayman Fayed changed his mind after deciding to kill himself. But by then it was too late…
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FAST WILLY: THE FAKE CALLS AMBULANCEMAN
Simon Surplice would do anything to help his lover in the control room boost her statistics….
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CON AIR: THE JET-SET DOLE GYPSIES
There can be few cases which illustrate the desperate state of Britain’s giveaway dole culture better than the Roma gypsy family who live in gaudy mansions built with your money.
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THE BUSYBODY AND THE ‘JOKE’ JURY
A juror’s note forced a judge to ask if a trial was being treated as a joke. She stormed out of the the deliberating room, but those she left behind went on to convict without her…
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THE BOGUS BARRISTER
Several fraudsters have been dubbed ‘King Con.’ But after posing as the DPP for years, Paul Bint is no pretender to the throne…
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THE BARE-FACED CONTESSA
Elda Beguinua claimed she was one of the world’s richest women to dupe victims in a fairy tale con
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THE FARTING DENTIST
Matthew Walton added to the stress of a visit to the dentist’s in a rather extraordinary manner.
