He has to tell the police when he wants sex
A labourer who has never been convicted of a sexual offence has been banned from any unnecessary contact with women after a series of unproven […]
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Man had sex with an octopus
An ‘upskirter’ was caught with pictures of a man having sex with an octopus, a court heard. Eleftherios Zampoulakis, 34, was arrested on suspicion of […]
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The transgender thugs enraged by a fanny jibe
A gang of drunken transgender thugs women stamped on a man’s head after he told them they were not women because they did not have […]
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The man with a phone up his bottom
Doctors were astonished to find a career criminal they were treating for a road accident had a phone rammed up his bottom, a court heard. […]
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Lawyer who did Ku Klux Klan impersonation with a white envelope on his head is ordered to take diversity classes
A senior lawyer who did a Ku Klux Klan impersonation for his black secretary and repeatedly groped her bottom has been hit with a £51,000...
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Swindling banana walks free
A charity conman who dressed up as a banana claiming to be raising cash for children has been spared jail for fleecing a disabled woman....
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She nicked £1.2m – and didn’t go to jail
A secretary who stole nearly £1.2m from her property tycoon bosses and used it to splash out on a fleet of luxury cars said ‘thank […]
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Urinating father electrocuted
A father-of-three was electrocuted on a holiday with his three teenage sons in Saint Lucia when he touched a bare wire as he urinated, an […]
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Nurse made patient’s vagina ‘talk’
A nurse used a patient’s vagina as a ventriloquist’s dummy and pretended to make it talk, a tribunal heard. William Kennedy was performing an intimate...
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Racist sets his hair on fire
A anti-Semitic radiographer set his hair on fire when he attempted to burn down Exeter synagogue believing he had been possessed by the Norse god […]
