HORROR AT THE BOWLING ALLEY
Ferdinand Dela Cruz forgot the golden rule when he went to mend the bowling alley machine – turn it off first.
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ONE-LEGGED MAN STOLE A LEG – OF PORK
Apendagely challenged Jonathan Waddington went to the butcher’s shop in his wheelchair to steal a joint of pork.
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The rapist who made the sign of the cross after every attack
BERMONSEY, SOUTHEAST LONDON
A suspected sex killer dubbed the ‘The Southwark Rapist’ was sentenced to die in jail today (Thurs) for carrying out four brutal attacks on elderly women.
Michael Rob
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DRUNKEN SOLICITOR WAS ESCORTED FROM COURT `
Solicitor Esther Cunningham caused uproar when she kissed a barrister after drinking brandy and told an usher to f*** off.
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DEATH AT THE EMBASSY
Tragic Ayman Fayed changed his mind after deciding to kill himself. But by then it was too late…
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Sister who killed and robbed film director may die in jail 
Michael Morton: The killer architect 
Mark Dixie: THE KILLER ON THE DOORSTEP 
Killer’s family weep as mother of this innocent murder victim shames them in court 
Judge slams police for blunders that could have cost the lives of serial killer’s victims
FAST WILLY: THE FAKE CALLS AMBULANCEMAN
Simon Surplice would do anything to help his lover in the control room boost her statistics….
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CON AIR: THE JET-SET DOLE GYPSIES
There can be few cases which illustrate the desperate state of Britain’s giveaway dole culture better than the Roma gypsy family who live in gaudy mansions built with your money.
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Karl Manning and Marie Therese Kouao:THE MURDER OF ANNA CLIMBIE 
Double killer Shaine March branded an ‘evil coward’ as he gets 42 years 
Family’s outrage at light sentence for supermarket queue killer Demiesh Williams 
‘Monster’ drink driver gets 37 years for Christmas Day car murder 
The Witchcraft Killers
THE BUSYBODY AND THE ‘JOKE’ JURY
A juror’s note forced a judge to ask if a trial was being treated as a joke. She stormed out of the the deliberating room, but those she left behind went on to convict without her…
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THE BOGUS BARRISTER
Several fraudsters have been dubbed ‘King Con.’ But after posing as the DPP for years, Paul Bint is no pretender to the throne…
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THE BARE-FACED CONTESSA
Elda Beguinua claimed she was one of the world’s richest women to dupe victims in a fairy tale con
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ANTHONY HARDY: THE SATANIC RITES OF THE CAMDEN RIPPER 
THE LAYABOUT IN THE LOFT 
Roberto Malasi, Timy Babamuboni , Diamond Babamuboni and Jude Odigie:THE CHRISTENING PARTY KILLERS 
Knifeman stabbed lecturer to death while claiming to be ‘black Messiah’ 
The rapist who made the sign of the cross after every attack
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‘Demon’ killers get 34 years for starving Shakira Spencer to death - ANTHONY HARDY: THE SATANIC RITES OF THE CAMDEN RIPPER
Dobson and Norris: The Murder of Stephen Lawrence 
‘Walter Mitty’ fantasist and his accomplice get 35 years for murdering businesswoman 
Nicola Edgington: ‘I’m a very dangerous schizophrenic.’
