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Guards bring wrong man to court. Twice.

A serial burglar was spared jail by a sympathetic judge after bungling officials mistakenly brought his brother to court twice in a row. Glaswegian Patrick...

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Nigerian overstayed his visa by eight years

A Nigerian cleaner who overstayed on his UK business visa for eight years faces being thrown out of the counrty of the country after he...

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Former football chairman cleared of Harrods bakery brawl Guards bring wrong man to court. Twice.

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Former football chairman cleared of Harrods bakery brawl

A former vice chairman of Tottenham Hotspur has been cleared of breaking a shopper’s nose while queuing for croissants at Harrods after claiming he acted...

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A carpenter who forced his way into an escort’s flat, held her down and demanded her PIN number was jailed for three years and eight...

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White van man ‘tried to entice girl

A white van driver was arrested after a passer-by called police to say she saw a schoolgirl getting into his vehicle, a court heard. Jason...

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Bog beast spent two hours at Victoria Station toilets

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A perverted pensioner is facing jail after he broke a court order by using the toilets at Victoria Station while on a day trip to...

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Brave Flying Squad officer mown down by moped raiders

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A Flying Squad officer suffered serious injuries after he was hit by a moped while foiling a gang of smash and grab robbers, a court...

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A would-be rapist who attacked two women on the streets 15 years ago has been jailed for 12 years – thanks to a dispute with...

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Uber taxi driver accused of murdering wife ‘planned to kill himself’

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Let-off for butcher torched bins behind historic gastro pub

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A butcher who torched the bins behind an historic gastro pub in a random arson attack was spared jail. Raymond McGrane, 39, set fire to...

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