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A detective who stole from passengers travelling through Heathrow was found drunk with a noose and Bible hours after he was due to be sentenced,...

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Bizarre plot to ‘blackmail Lloyds’

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A burglar threatened to blackmail Lloyds Bank with bad publicity after claiming he was locked in by bungling staff, a court heard. Christian Downing, 43,...

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Malware dealer made Britcoin fortune Found! With a noose and a bible

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Fortnum & Mason ‘bubbly thief’ claimed he forgot to pay

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  A property developer accused of pinching eight bottles of champagne from Fortnum & Mason claimed he forgot to pay as he left the store...

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Police hunt pervert masseur who fled to Iran

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A masseur who sexually assaulted two clients in the back-room of a beauty salon is on the run after fleeing to Iran, a court heard....

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Jail for arrogant ATM fraudster who stuck two fingers up to the law

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  An arrogant Romanian fraudster who left a judge fearing he may never use a cash machine again was jailed for 11 years today (mon)...

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Plot to abuse children for ‘top political people’

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A paedophile told an undercover police officer that they could make millions of pounds raping children on camera for ‘top political people,’ a court heard....

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Delivery driver guilty of random murder of French tourist

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Army sergeant appears in court for ‘sabotaging wife’s parachute’

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  An Army sergeant accused of trying to kill his wife by tampering with her parachute appeared at the Old Bailey today (mon). Emile Cilliers,...

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Trucker killed biker after fixing wing mirror with duct tape

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Knife victim predicted his own death in a poem eight years ago

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